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       Dogbert's journal entry says, "A small band of the creatures were
       known to live high in an artificial structure."  The panel shows an
       office building.   Dogbert's journal says, "On my way to study them I
       took note of the native vegetation."  Dogbert stands in an office
       wearing a backpack.  He feels a potted plant and thinks, "Rented."  
       His journal says, "The younger males were at play.  They became
       self-conscious when watched."  Dogbert watches a man playing computer
       games.   Dogbert's journal says, "The dominant male had a gray back. 
       He controlled the others by waving little envelopes."  The Boss waves
       paychecks at the employees and they bow to him.   Dogbert's journal
       says, "There were few females in the group.  The less dominant males
       had no chance of mating."  Dilbert and Wally watch a woman walk past
       them.   Dogbert's journal syas, "Unlike other species they head no
       instinct for grooming."  A man asks, "Want to groom?"  Wally replies,
       "Drop dead."   The journal says, "My time was up, but I will miss
       them, those . . ."  Dogbert walks toward the elevator.   The journal
       concludes, "Engineers in the mist."  Wally asks Dilbert, "How long are
       you supposed to microwave popcorn?"
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