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       Dilbert stands in front of the dresser mirror tying his tie and
       Dogbert sits on the bed.  Dilbert says, "I have to give a speech to
       the 'Society of Engineers' today . . . I'm a bit nervous."   Dogbert
       replies, "Sometimes you can relax by imagining the audience is naked."
         Dogbert's ears stand straight up and he says, "Whoa!  Cancel that. 
       I just pictured four hundred naked engineers."  Dilbert's tie crumples
       and he says, "Too late."
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