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       Dilbert says to a woman at a desk, "Uh . . . Lisa, I was wondering if
       you'd like to go on a date with me."   Lisa replies, "I can only date
       you if you survive the 'challenge of fear.'"   Dilbert asks, "What is
       the 'challenge of fear'?"  Lisa replies, "It's a test of your
       manliness."   Lisa explains, "First you must stick your head in the
       drawer as I slam it shut."   Lisa continues, "Then I staple you to the
       employee bulletin board."   Lisa continues, "Live weasels are stuffed
       in your pants."  Dilbert looks nervous.   Lisa continues, "Finally,
       you must fling yourself down the elevator shaft!"   Dilbert sticks his
       head in a drawer and says, "Ready."  Lisa looks at the reader and
       says, "The weird thing is that THEY rule the world."
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