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       A clerk in a computer store says to Dilbert, "Laptop computers are
       outdated.  You want our new fingernail models."  The laptops on the
       shelf are on sale for 50 cents.   The salesclerk explains, "You glue
       them permanently to each nail.  They sense where each finger is at all
       times.  You don't need a keyboard."   The salesman continues, "Of
       course, some people prefer that their computer not know where their
       fingers are at all times."  The computer says to the clerk, "Dave,
       about last night . . ."
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