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       The Boss, Dilbert, Wally and Alice sit at a conference table.  The
       Boss says, "I see some new faces.  Let's go around the table and
       introduce ourselves."   Dilbert thinks, "I hate this.  I'm always
       afraid I'll forget my name when the pressure is on me."   The man next
       to Dilbert says, ". . . And I've been in the Integrated Design
       District for four years."  Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh."   Dilbert thinks,
       "People are saying where they work.  I can't remember the name of my
       district."   The man concludes, ". . . And there you have it!  Ha ha!"
        Dilbert thinks, "Aaagh!  Now they're adding witty comments."  
       Dilbert thinks, "I'm drawing a blank.  My only chance is to pretend I
       only speak Norwegian."   Dilbert says, "Norna borna corna dorna fiord
       cajorda.  Ha ha ha!"   Back at home, Dilbert tells Dogbert, "The
       amazing thing is that I get paid the same no matter what I do." 
       Dogbert replies, "Thank God for that."
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