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       Dilbert sits in a meeting.  The speaker says, "Let's take a ten-minute
       break."  Dilbert thinks, "Uh-oh."   Dilbert thinks, "I've got to use
       the restroom and get back before all the mingle groups have
       solidified."   Dilbert stands in the bathroom and thinks, "Uh no, it's
       an air dryer, an unexpected delay!"   Dilbert returns to the room and
       thinks, "I'm too late.  All the minglers have formed impenetrable
       groups."   Dilbert thinks, "I'll pretend to study the agenda so it
       looks like I have a reason to be alone."   Dilbert thinks, "Everybody
       knows it doesn't take this long to read an agenda.  Now what do I
       do??"   Beads of sweat fly off Dilbert's forehead and he tugs on his
       tie.  He thinks, "I've got to stand here alone, totally non-mingled,
       for five more minutes."   Dilbert arrives at home looking disheveled. 
       Dogbert asks, "Tough day at work?"  Dilbert replies, "Just the
       breaks."
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