Dilbert - 1993-02-21 - 
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 (IMG) 1993-02-21
       Dogbert sits at a desk in front of a sign that says "Dogbert's Digital
       Dating Service."   A man enters and says, "I'm a loser.  Sign me up." 
        Dogbert aims a camera at the man and says, "Say 'Velveeta.'"  The man
       smiles.   Dogbert sits at a computer and says, "Now we digitize your
       picture for the database."   Dogbert says, "I could add some digital
       hair."  The man replies, "Good idea."   Dogbert says, "Maybe I should
       bob your nose and give you a tan."  The man says, "That's fair."  
       Dogbert asks, "Whiten teeth?  Smooth wrinkles?  Hide stomach?  Thicken
       lips?"  The man replies, "Yes" to all of his questions.   The man
       looks at the final photo and says, "I look like Sandra Bernhard." 
       Dogbert replies, "Yeah, but you have to admit it improves your odds."
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