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       The Boss says, "Dilbert, I want you to interview the job applicant
       who's coming in today."   The Boss continues, "See if he's got what it
       takes to be an engineer."   Dilbert holds out his hand and says to the
       candidate, "Hi, Karl.  We'll start with the standard engineering
       test."  Karl says, "Okey dokey."   Dilbert says, "I have thiry-five
       pens and pencils here.  How many are really needed to perform your
       job?"  Karl answers, "All of them."   Dilbert says, "Correct . . .
       Now, what is the proper way to carry them with you?"   Karl puts all
       of the pens and pencils in his shirt pocket.  Dilbert says, "Right
       again.  Last question: what is the advantage of wearing natural
       fabrics?"   Karl thinks, "Uh-oh . . . Panic situation."  Sweat flies
       off his forehead and his hair sticks up.  He says, "I . . . I don't
       know."   Dilbert says, "That's okay.  I was testing your hair.  You're
       an engineer."  Karl smiles.
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