Dilbert - 1993-02-11 -
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A man stands in front of Dogbert's desk and says, "We don't need any
of your 'intuition' mumbo jumbo. We need quantitative data!" The
man continues, "The only way to make decisions is to pull numbers out
of the air, call them 'assumptions,' and calculate the net present
value." The man continues, "Of course, you have to use the right
discount rate, otherwise it's meaningless." Dogbert says, "Go away."
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