Dilbert - 1993-01-31 - 
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       The Boss tells Dilbert, "Before I read your proposal, run it past our
       legal department."  Dilbert groans.   The Boss thinks, "That's the end
       of that."   A lawyer tells Dilbert, "I didn't have to become a
       corporate lawyer.  I could be a trial lawyer or a judge, you know."  
       The attorney continues, "But I chose to work here at this unglamorous
       position."   The man continues, "Consequently, I have a bad attitude
       and I'm going to take it out on you."   The lawyer says, "Your
       proposal does noting to help MY career.  And if I approve it and we
       get sued later, then I'll get in trouble."   The lawyer continues, "In
       a month or so, I'll formally reject your idea with a neatly typed but
       oddly worded memo."   The Boss asks, "Did he reject your proposal
       yet?"  Dilbert replies, "Yeah.  And he filed a lawsuit against me."
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