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       Dogbert sits on the hassock.  Dilbert tells him, "Dogbert, I've found
       a way to improve the quality of life around here."   Dilbert holds a
       long list.  He explains, "I've catalogued and prioritized all of the
       things that bother me."   Dilbert hands him the list and says, "Study
       the list so you'll know what behaviors are unacceptable."   Dogbert
       looks at the list and says, "Wow!  Thanks!  This is a real bonanza!"  
       Dogbert continues, "You're right.  This certainly will improve the
       quality of my life!"   Dogbert continues, "I think I'll do a 'Top
       Hundred' countdown.  This could amuse me for months."   Dilbert
       thinks, "That didn't go as well as I'd hoped."   Dilbert sits at the
       table eating a bowl of soup.  Dogbert sits on the table in front of
       him and says, "Number 73: 'Clipping my toenails near your soup.'" 
       Dilbert says, "That had better be an onion there."
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