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       Dilbert carries a load of dirty clothes to the washing machine.  
       Dilbert looks at the label on a shirt collar.  He reads, "Special
       washing instructions."   Dilbert reads, "Fold the garment in a
       five-point star and wrap in cotton swathes . . ."   Dilbert reads,
       "Launder only in pure glacier water heated to 98 degrees . . ."  
       Dilbert reads, "For detergent, use only the glandular secretion of the
       Australian nik-nik bug . . ."   Dilbert reads, "In fact, I'm so
       delicate that you're hurting me right now.  Ouch!  Ouch!  Let me go! 
       Help!"   Dilbert stuffs the shirt into the machine."   Dilbert says,
       "The best I can do is to make it quick."  A scream comes from the
       machine.
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