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 (IMG) 1992-12-21
       The Boss sits at his desk reading a report while Dilbert stands
       waiting.  The Boss says, "Good report, but change the word 'use' to
       'utilize' in each case."   The Boss continues, "Change 'help' to
       'facilitate' and replace 'do' with 'implementation phase.'"   The Boss
       continues, "Hmm . . . It's still a bit too readable."  Dilbert
       replies, "I could reduce the type size and run it through the fax."
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