Dilbert - 1992-12-20 - 
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       Dilbert sits in his chair reading the newspaper and Dogbert stands on
       the hassock.  Dogbert says, "I thought you might need help deciding
       what to get me for Christmas."   Dogbert says, "I started by doing a
       complete analysis of your financial situation."   Dogbert continues,
       "Your utter lack of a social life has resulted in significant cash
       reserves."   Dogbert continues, "That combined with a second mortgage
       would make $50,000 available for my gift."   Dilbert says, "I bought
       you a hat."   Dogbert looks at Dilbert.   Dilbert says, "It was on
       sale."   Dogbert walks away saying, "It seems that every year at about
       this time I feel like beating somebody senseless with a yule log."
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