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       The panel contains the title, "Dogbert's Home Safety Tips."  Dogbert
       says, "It could save your life!"   The caption says, "Tip #1: Children
       can swallow anything smaller than a sofa.  Attach boards to vulnerable
       appliances."  Dogbert attaches a piece of wood to a toaster while a
       baby watches.   The infant tries to swallow the toaster and the board
       sticks out of his mouth.  Dogbert says, "Ha ha!  Nice try, Billy!"  
       The caption says, "Tip #2: Your household may have a member who can
       legally vote but probably shouldn't."  Dogbert stands next to a man in
       a chair and says, "Try tricking them into missing the election."  
       Dogbert tells the man, "We're a communist regime now.  You don't have
       to vote."  The man says, "Shoot!"   The caption says, "Tip #3: Your
       television is trying to steal your life's savings."  A man on tv says,
       "I personally pray over every check you send."   Dogbert tosses the
       television out a window and says, "Your only hope is to push your
       television out a high window."   The caption says, "If everybody does
       it, we just might get lucky."  The tv falls toward the televangelist
       who is walking on the sidewalk below.
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