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       Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I discovered a new tool for meeting women." 
       Dogbert asks, "A metal detector?"   Dilbert says, "Exactly, I'll be
       nonchalantly using it in the park . . ."   Dogbert asks, "And you'll
       find buried women who have metal plates in their heads?"   Dilbert
       replies, "Don't be ridiculous.  The odds of finding a live one are
       about a jillion to one."   Dilbert says, "No, I plan to appeal to
       women's natural scientific curiosity."   Dilbert continues, "They'll
       stike up conversations about how the metal detector works . . . And
       where they can buy one."   Dilbert continues, "Ooh, I'd better bring a
       note pad to write down all the phone numbers."   Dogbert says, "On one
       paw, I want to help him.  On the other paw, maybe it's better if he
       doesn't ever reproduce."
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