Dilbert - 1992-11-22 - 
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       Two men shove each other as they enter "Dogbert's School for Jerks."  
       Dogbert stands on a stool and says, "We'll begin by sorting you into
       the three major jerk categories for specialized instruction."  
       Dogbert holds up a photo and says, "Look at this picture of supermodel
       Cindy Crawford."  A man in the audience says, "Whoa!  Hubba!  Snort!" 
        Dogbert says, "Anybody who said 'hubba,' stand over there.  You are
       what is called 'jerks around women.'"   Dogbert tosses a ball into the
       audience and says, "Now, somebody catch this ball, please."  Someone
       yells, "Foul!  You fouled!"   Dogbert says, "Anybody who yelled 'foul'
       is a 'sports jerk.'  Stand over there."  A man says, "It WAS a foul." 
        Dogbert says, "So, whoever is left must be . . ."   A woman wearing a
       suit and carrying a briefcase says, "Hurry up.  I'm late for court." 
       The man next to her asks, "You're a lawyer too?"  Another man says, "I
       was going to say 'hubba.'"
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