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       An Elbonian lies face down in the mud.  Another Elbonian man says to
       Dilbert, "You crushed our leader.  Now YOU must be the new rebel
       leader."  Dilbert replies, "I'm a diplomat, on a peace mission."   The
       Elbonian says, "A wise Elbonian once said 'In a race between a rock
       and a pig, don't varnish your clams.'"  Dilbert says, "That's stupid."
         The Elbonian crosses his arms and asks, "What kind of diplomat are
       you??"  Dilbert replies, "First day on the job . . . Gimme a break."
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