Dilbert - 1992-11-15 - 
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       Dilbert and a woman sit at a table in a restaurant.  Dilbert says,
       "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup."   The waiter says, "It looks like
       one of yours.  I'm sure it wasn't there when I served it."   Dilbert
       says angrily, "It is NOT one of mine!"  The waiter replies, "Sir!  You
       insult my integrity!"   The waiter says, "I shall send the hair to our
       lab for analysis."  Dilbert replies, "Fair enough."   The waiter pulls
       out some of Dilbert's hair and says, "They'll need a clump of your
       hair for comparison."  Dilbert cries, "Ouch!"   Dilbert tells the
       woman, "You have to be tough with these waiters or else they'll walk
       all over you."   The woman asks, "Does it seem odd to you that the
       restaurant has it's own lab?"   Dilbert replies, "They must have a lot
       of problems with hairy food."   The waiter returns and says, "The lab
       says they need a few more clumps of your hair . . ."
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