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       Dogbert, who is holding a stethoscope, says to a room full of people,
       "Attention, all patients!"   Dogbert continues, "I have turbocharged
       the x-ray machine and aimed it at the waiting room.  Everybody close
       your eyes for five minutes then leave.  Your diagnoses will arrive by
       mail."   Dogbert walks away saying, "It was a stroke of genius to
       schedule all of the hypochondriacs for the same day."
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