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       A woman tells Dilbert and Wally, "I'm collecting money for Mary's
       birthday gift."   Dilbert asks, "How much do you want?"  She replies,
       "Oh, it's totally up to you."   The woman continues, "However, the
       usual accepted levels are, in effect . . ."   She continues, "Ten
       dollars from her boss and anybody else who thinks it would improve his
       odds of becoming romantically involved with her."   The woman
       continues, "Five dollars from male co-workers who feel their manhood
       would be threatened by a smaller gift . . ."   She continues, "One
       dollar if you're a secretary or if nobody is watching . . ."   The
       woman concludes, "Or you can just ruffle the money already in the
       envelope and act like you gave five."   Dilbert says, "Let's say you
       fall into more than one of those categories . . ."  Wally ruffles the
       money in the envelope.  The woman thinks, "Engineers."
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