Dilbert - 1992-10-11 - 
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       A man and woman see a sign on a building that says "Parent licenses." 
        The man says, "We'd better check it out."   Dogbert sits at a desk. 
       The man asks, "Why do we need a license to become parents?"  Dogbert
       replies, "Something had to be done."   Dogbert continues, "Under the
       old system, all you needed to be a parent was a few body parts and a
       brain the size of a garbanzo bean."   Dogbert reaches into the desk
       drawer and continues, "So I developed this written test to weed out
       the major bozos."   The woman reads, "If a baby cries, you should: A.
       Feed it. B. Discipline it. C. Call it 'stupid.'"  The man says, "You
       have to show it who's the boss."   The woman reads, "If a child gets
       poor grades you should: A. Tutor him. B. Discipline him. C. Call him
       'stupid.'"  The man asks, "What does 'tutor' mean?"   The woman reads,
       "An acceptable nickname for a child is: A. Junior B. Ugly C. Stupid." 
       The man says, "Depends if it's a boy."   The man asks Dogbert, "Well? 
       Can we be parents?"  Dogbert replies, "No.  And you'll have to leave
       some body parts at the front desk."
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