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       Dilbert and Dogbert sit under a tree.  Dilbert asks, "Do you think
       it's better to be smart or good-looking, Dogbert?"   Dogbert replies,
       "I've been both for so long, it's hard to be objective."   Dilbert
       says, "It's hypothetical.  Suppose you had to pick one."   Dogbert
       replies, "I'd stay as I am: smart, good-looking and talented."  
       Dilbert says, "You can't add stuff.  You have to start with nothing
       and pick either brains or good looks."   Dogbert continues, "And witty
       too . . . Smart, good-looking, talented and witty."   Dilbert says,
       "No, no, no . . . Suppose you had NONE of those qualities.  What would
       you do then?"   Dogbert replies, "I'd probably annoy my dog, same as
       you."
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