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       A television talk show host says into the microphone, "My guest for
       today's show is Dogbert, author of the one-page book, 'Unmarried Men
       are Scum.'"   The host says to Dogbert, "Your theory is that all
       unmarried men should be jailed for life, thus ending most crime." 
       Dogbert replies, "Exactly."   The host asks, "What if they try to beat
       the system by getting married?"  Dogbert replies, "Serves 'em right."
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