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       Dogbert hands a photograph to a man behind a desk and says, "Here is
       photo proof that I completed my hit-man contract on Dilbert."  The man
       replies, "Excellent."   Dogbert says, "Here he is, sitting lifeless in
       his stuffed chair."   The man looks at the picture and says, "It looks
       like he's just watching television."  Dogbert says, "Technically, my
       contract doesn't say I must kill him.  It says I must 'prove he has no
       life.'"
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