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       Ratbert sits on the hassock eating potato chips.  Dogbert says, "Hi,
       Ratbert, may I have some chips?"   Ratbert answers, "No, sorry.  There
       are only enough for one."   Dogbert asks, "Did you hear about the
       latest brain research?"   Dogbert says, "Science has proven that the
       part of the brain responsible for conscious thought doesn't show any
       stimulation until AFTER you act."   Dogbert continues, "That means you
       never make conscious decisions; all you do is rationalize what you've
       done after the fact."   Dogbert continues, "Your life is nothing but a
       series of absurd rationalizations for the random interaction of
       chemicals in your brain."  Ratbert starts blinking.   Ratbert falls
       over, drops the bag of chips and screams, "Aaagh!!!  My life is
       absurd!!"   Dogbert sits on the hassock eating the chips.  He says,
       "That was mean, but aruguably I couldn't control myself."
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