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 (IMG) 1992-09-06
       Dilbert stands in front of an overhead projector.  He says, ". . .
       Therefore, I recommend that we switch to the new technology . . . Any
       questions?"   A man sitting at the conference table asks, "Dilbert,
       are you willing to bet your career on this?"   Dilbert replies, "Yes,
       I would definitely bet my career."   Dilbert continues, "You would too
       if you had MY career."   Dilbert places a transparency on the
       projector and says, "I have a view graph which anticipated your
       question."   Dilbert points to the diagram and says, "This chart
       tracks my declining sense of self-worth as my career progresses."  
       Dilbert continues, "At the low-point, here, I'm reduced to answering
       imbecilic questions while pointing a little stick at the wall."  
       Dilbert arrives at home and Dogbert asks, "How did the presentation
       go?"  Dilbert replies, "There's such a thing as being too prepared."
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