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 (IMG) 1992-07-17
       Dilbert says to the garbage man, "I've been miserable since I made my
       fortune in the stock market . . ."   The garbage man replies, "It's
       the 'Law of Found Money.'  Nature won't allow us to keep money we find
       on the ground or win by chance.  Don't resist; let your intuition
       guide you."   Dilbert stands in a computer retail store writing a
       check.  He asks the salesclerk, "This comes with a color monitor,
       right?"  The salesperson stands in front of a supercomputer labeled,
       "Gray 9.  Only $10,000,000."
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