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       Dogbert stands in front of a display case in a jewelry store.  The
       salesclerk asks, "Are you interested in our diamond jewelry?"  
       Dogbert says, "Let me see if I understand the concept here . . ."  
       Dogbert says, ". . . I would give you thousands of dollars, and in
       return . . ."   Dogbert continues, ". . . You would give me a pebble
       you found on the ground."   The salesman says, "These are no ordinary
       pebbles.  Diamonds are very rare."   Dogbert replies, "Rare?  That's
       only because you made a marketing decision to restrict the supply."  
       The clerk scoops some diamonds into a sack and says, "Okay, okay, you
       figured us out.  I'll give you a free bag of diamonds if you'll go
       away and keep quiet."   Dogbert walks on the sidewalk carrying a bag. 
       He says, "Great . . . Now I'm a party to this ugly little secret."
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