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       Dilbert and the financial advisor sit at the table.  The advisor says
       as Dilbert reads a brochure, "That's our new 'Strategic
       Diversification Fund.'"   The man continues, "Our lawyers put your
       money in little bags, then we have trained dogs bury them around
       town."   Dilbert asks, "Do they bury the bags or the lawyers?"  The
       advisor replies, "We've tried it both ways."
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