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       Dilbert sits at his desk.  The Boss enters and says, "Dilbert, do you
       have a minute?"   The Boss continues, "The company is doing an survey
       of employee attitudes about their bosses."   The Boss continues, "It's
       totally anonymous, so you don't have to fear any retribution."   The
       Boss opens an envelope and says, "Oops!  It looks like your
       questionnaire is a bit dog-eared."   The Boss continues, "I'll put my
       phone number on the confidential envelope in case you need me."   The
       Boss hands Dilbert a pen and says, "You can use this green marker
       pen."   The Boss adds, "Oh, and I took the liberty of checking off
       your ethnic background as Eskimo.  It's just a statistical thing."  
       Dilbert reads, "1. Does your boss clearly communicate your
       objectives?"
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