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       Dilbert tells Dogbert, "I'm going to start jogging again."   Dilbert
       wears a sweatshirt and sweatpants.  He leans down to tie his sneakers
       and thinks, "Why does everybody tie their laces in the same type of
       knot?"   Dilbert thinks, "From an engineering perspective, there are
       planety of good alternatives to the standard knot."   Dilbert thinks,
       "This is how innovation begins; one man who refuses to accept the
       conventional wisdom."   Dilbert says, "Ha ha!  I'll invent my own
       knot!  A rebellious, audacious knot!"   Dilbert pulls the shoelaces
       and shouts, "Like this and this and this!  Ha ha ha!!"   Dogbert
       enters the bedroom and sees Dilbert lying on the floor with his laces
       wrapped around his body.  Dogbert says, "Many people wonder why there
       haven't been more engineers in the Olympics."  Dilbert says, "Call the
       Boy Scouts."
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