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       A small building is marked, "Dogbert's Confess-O-Rama."  One door is
       labeled, "Employees Only" and the other is labeled, "Sinners."  
       Dogbert sits on one side of a confessional and a man sits on the
       other.  The man says, "Dogbert, I have sinned."   The man continues,
       "I was going to make chocolate chip cookies . . ."   The man
       continues, "But I made the mistake of tasting a chocolate chip right
       from the bag."   The man continues, "Before I knew it, I had scarfed
       the entire bag of chips!"   Dogbert says, "For penance you must make a
       little dunce hat from old "Cathy" comic strips . . ."   Dogbert
       continues, "Then wear the little hat while dancing naked on your lawn
       with the sprinklers on."  The man says, "Thank you, Dogbert."  
       Dogbert turns to the reader and says, "It's so rewarding to be able to
       give something back to the community."
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