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       Dogbert stands at the front of the room and says, "Today's lesson is
       just for men . . . Lights please."   Dogbert shows a slide that says,
       "Acting sensitive even when you're not."   Dogbert says, "As males, we
       know that women can only tolerate us when we act phony."   Dogbert
       continues, "This is what happens when a woman is subjected to honest
       male opinions."  The slide shows a woman screaming.   Dogbert
       continues, "Fortunately, even the most ridiculous lies can sound
       sensitive."  The slide shows a man saying, "Nice hairdo."   Dogbert
       continues, "And new research shows that women want EMPATHY in
       conversation, not male suggestions."   Dogbert continues, "This
       discovery frees you to think about other things while they talk." 
       Dogbert advances the slide projector.   The slide shows a man saying
       to a woman, "Ooh . . . How sad," while he thinks, "Sports."  Dogbert
       asks, "Questions?"
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