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       Dilbert sits across from a man's desk.  The man says, "Thanks for your
       time, Dilbert.  It's always good to get the technical perspective."  
       Dilbert says, "Hey, it's lunchtime.  Would you like to join me in the
       cafeteria?"   The man replies, "Ooh . . . No, I couldn't do that."  
       The man explains, "I'm on the management track, so I can't be seen
       eating lunch with you."   The man continues, "If I'm seen with an
       ordinary employee then people will think I'm ordinary."   The man
       continues, "I'd like to eat with the senior executives, but of course
       they don't want to be seen with me."   The man slides under his desk
       and says, "So I've perfected a method of slipping quietly away at
       lunch time."   Dilbert turns to the reader and says, "The scary part
       is that someday that man will be my boss."
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