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       Dogbert walks on the sidewalk.  He sees an old woman holding a stick
       and says, "Mother Nature!"  Mother Nature says, "Hi, Dogbert, you
       little lard bag."   Dogbert says, "Geez, Mother Nature, why are you so
       mean?"   Mother Nature replies, "I'm not mean; it's natural.  Nature
       seems cruel but it's really beautiful."   Mother Nature continues,
       "For example, do you see that robin that's singing?"  Dogbert says,
       "Yes?"   Mother Nature zaps the bird with her stick.   As feathers
       float down from the tree, Mother Nature says, "He was off-key.  Now
       nature is back in harmony."   Dogbert says, "Ha!  You're smiling!  I
       knew it.  You enjoy being mean!"   Dogbert walks down the sidewalk
       looking disheveled.  Clouds of smoke rise from his fur.  Dogbert says,
       "Yet another example where keen perception doesn't pay off."
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