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 (IMG) 1992-05-17
       Dogbert stands in front of a store with a sign that says, "Tennis
       rackets on sale."   Dogbert tells the salesclerk, "I'm looking for a
       new racket."   The clerk says, "You're probably interested in our
       colorful all-plastic rackets for pathetic beginners."   Dogbert
       replies, "No, actually I'm interested in the titanium alloy Deathstick
       3000."   The salesperson laughs and says, "Ha ha!  As if a dumpy
       little pooch could handle that kind of power on the court!"   The
       salesman hands Dogbert a racket and says, "Here . . . You can touch
       it, but I'm only humoring you."   The salesclerk crashes through the
       wall.   Dogbert holds the racket and says, "This is the perfect racket
       for those who don't take losing gracefully."
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