Dilbert - 1992-04-26 - 
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       Dogbert sits at his desk under a sign that says, "I will listen to
       your sad story $5.00."   A man enters and says, "I have a sad story." 
       Dogbert says, "Sit down."   The man continues, "I was a world renowned
       monkey trainer."   The man continues, "I had it all: fame, money,
       beautiful family."   The man continues, "Then I discovered that the
       monkeys were plotting against me."   The man continues, "They
       embezzled all of my money and kidnapped my wife."   The man covers his
       eyes and says, "Then my wife fell in love with their leader,
       Bing-Bong."  Dogbert laughs.   The man asks, "Were you laughing?" 
       Dogbert hands money to the man and says, "Here's my five bucks. 
       Thanks."
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