Dilbert - 1992-04-19 - 
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       Dogbert sits on a pillow listening to the radio.  Dilbert says,
       "Dogbert, come look at our new car!"   They stand next to an
       automobile.  Dilbert says, "It has all of the most important safety
       features."   Dilbert continues, "You got your anti-lock brakes, your
       reinforced bumpers, your automatic seatbelts and your driver-side air
       bag."   Dogbert says, "I didn't hear 'passenger side air bag' in that
       list."   Dilbert says, "It turns out that it's only economical to save
       the person who makes the buying decision."   Dilbert says, "But I got
       a baby seat in case you want to use that."   Dogbert says angrily,
       "Well, thank you for letting me choose between humiliation and death. 
       I've got a better idea."   Dogbert drives the car and Dilbert sits in
       the passenger seat.  Dilbert says, "Ooh . . . Just wait until MY
       turn."  Dogbert says, "Watch me ram that car."
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