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       The panel is titled, "Dogbert's Guide to Movie Advertisements." 
       Dogbert says, "Trust me."   The advertisement says, "'Thumbs up.' 
       advertisement says, "'Nominated for an Academy Award.'"  Dogbert says,
       "Notice they don't say for what -- probably 'Best Gaffer.'"   The
       advertisement says, "'Funniest movie of the year.'"  Dogbert says, "He
       saw it in mid-January."   The advertisement says, "Four stars . . . A
       masterpiece!'"  Dogbert says, "The movie studio only paid off one
       critic.  Must be a low-budget film."   The advertisement says,
       "'Powerful performances.'"  Dogbert says, "It's a downer.  Somebody
       probably gets a disease and loses the farm."   The advertisement says,
       "'I loved it!'  -Floyd Belcher, Nosehair Magazine."  Dogbert says,
       "Remember to consider the source."   The advertisement says,
       "Stallone's funniest movie yet."  Dogbert says, "I think you get the
       hang of it."
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