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       Dogbert tells Dilbert, "I'm off to my new job as an MTV reporter."  
       Dogbert holds a microphone and stands next to a man wearing gold
       chains and a cap.  Dogbert asks, "Rap star Freshy Q, what is the key
       to your success?"   Freshy Q replies, "Always be yourself.  Don't
       follow the crowd.  Be true to your instincts."   Dogbert asks, "Did
       YOU invent rap?"  Freshy Q replies, "Uh . . . No."   Dogbert says,
       "Oh, but you probably pioneered this style of dressing."  Freshy Q
       replies, "Not exactly."   Dogbert says, "But you write all of your own
       music."  Freshy Q says, "No . . . I buy it."   Dogbert asks, "The
       dance steps?"  Freshy Q replies, "I hire a choreographer."   Dogbert
       says, "Well, I'll bet nobody else folds his arms quite like you." 
       Freshy Q says, "I don't like the direction this is heading."
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