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       Wally tells Dilbert, "Uh-oh . . . New father coming this way."   Wally
       says, "I'm out of here."   A man says, "Hi, Dilbert.  Have you seen my
       baby pictures yet?"  Dilbert thinks, "Groan."   Dilbert thinks, "I'll
       have to come up with tons of compliments or I'll seem shallow."  
       Dilbert looks at the photographs and says, "This is the most beautiful
       baby in the universe.  Looks just like you.  She should be a model."  
       Dilbert looks at the next photo and says, "Wait . . . This picture
       looks different.  Did you have two babies?"   The man replies, "The
       first picture was our pug dog, Winston.  It got in there by mistake." 
        Dilbert says, "I hope that little misunderstanding won't detract from
       the perceived sincerity of the following compliments . . ."
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