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       Dogbert sits across from the Boss and says, "My code name is Dogbert. 
       I'm an industrial spy."   The Boss asks, "What makes you think my
       company needs your services?"   Dogbert replies, "It's pretty obvious
       that you won't survive on your wits alone."   Dogbert continues,
       "There's a rumor that Xypon Inc. is developing a tactical nuclear
       weapon to use against you."   The Boss asks, "What exactly will you do
       for us?"   Dogbert answers, "You give me fifty thousand dollars, then
       I disappear for a month and do secret spy things."   Dogbert
       continues, "I'll return with information that only a spy or a regular
       newspaper reader could know."   A man at Xypon Inc. asks, "How good
       are they, Dogbert?"  Dogbert pulls a wagon full of money bags.  He
       answers, "They're a bit gullible."
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