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       Dogbert's lawyer says, "I call Ratbert as my first witness."   Ratbert
       sits on the witness stand.  The attorney asks, "Is it true that
       Dilbert is a secret cat lover who often betrayed the trust of his
       faithful dog?"  Ratbert replies, "It's true."   Ratbert continues, "I
       often found him alone drinking root beer and reading 'Cat Fancy'
       magazine in his underwear . . . It's a sickness."
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