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       Dogbert sits on a stool.  The panel contains the title, "Dogbert
       Presents: The Seven Advantages of Being Dumb."   The caption says, "1.
       Impending doom doesn't bother you."  Dilbert tells Bob the Dinosaur,
       "There's a hole in the ozone layer."  Bob replies, "Cool!"   The
       caption says, "2. Television is a source of constant wonder."  Bob
       sits in a chair watching tv and thinking, "I wonder if Doogie is a
       doctor in real life."   The caption says, "3. You have a solution for
       every problem."  Bob thinks, "If people are starving in Africa they
       should move to France."   The caption says, "4. You are not
       constrained by a budget."  Bob sits in the driver's seat of a
       convertible car.  He shouts to Dilbert, "It was free!  They just make
       you sign papers!"   The caption says, "5. You've seen Elvis . . .
       Frequently."  Bob watches a man walk by and says, "It's the King!"  
       The caption says, "6. Instant replays are as exciting as live action."
        Bob watches tv and thinks, "This time he could make it."   The
       caption says, "7. You receive twice as many compliments."  Dogbert
       says, "You're kind of the Dan Quayle of dinosaurs."  Bob says,
       "Really?!   Wow!"
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