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       Dilbert approaches the Bank of Ethel and sees a sign that says "Now a
       secret Swiss bank."   Dilbert says to a teller, "I'd like to withdraw
       two hundred dollars."  The woman asks, "What's your secret Swiss
       account number?"   Dilbert replies, "I don't have a secret account. 
       It's just a regular account."   The teller says, "Wrong.  I changed
       all of the accounts into secret Swiss accounts."   Dilbert says, "Oh,
       okay.  What's my secret account number?"  The woman replies, "It's a
       secret."   Dilbert asks, "Then how do I get my money out?"   The
       teller says, "You're a bit slow in grasping the concept here."  
       Dilbert says, "Okay, okay.  I'll just open a new account."  The teller
       asks, "Do you hav eany previous banking references?"
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