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       Dilbert and his uncle sit at a table eating dinner.  Dilbert says,
       "Uncle Ned, can we see your hunting trophies after dinner?"   Dilbert
       looks at a mounted bear head and says, "Oooh . . ."  Ned says, "I
       bagged this one at the zoo."   Dilbert says, "The zoo?  That's
       illegal."  Ned replies, "No wonder everybody got so excited."   Ned
       shows Dilbert some other plaques and says, "These are some doves I
       killed with the help of my loyal dog, Rusty."   They walk past a
       mounted dog and Ned says, "That's Rusty.  We ran out of doves . . ."  
       They look at the heads of a man, woman and cat.  Ned says, "These were
       my neighbors - Florence, Dave and Muffin."   Dilbert carries Dogbert
       under his arm and says, "Hey, look at the time!  Got to run!"  Ned
       asks, "Don't you want to see my 'Hall-O'-Postal Employees'?"   Dilbert
       and Dogbert leave the house.  Dilbert says, "New rule: Find out their
       hobbies before you eat their pot roast."  Dogbert says, "We should
       have stayed for the 'Hall-O'-Postal Employees.'"
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