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       Ratbert tells Dogbert, "The great thing about this country is that we
       have freedom of speech!"   Ratbert asks, "Is it okay to say that?"  
       Dogbert replies, "Hmm . . . Let's see if it's on the free speech
       checklist . . ."   Dogbert reads a document and says, "Okay, you
       didn't advocate overthrowing the government . . ."   Dogbert
       continues, "You were not obscene . . . You did not generalize about a
       disadvantaged group . . . You did not teach children anything useful
       or practical . . ."   Dogbert continues, "You didn't refer to anybody
       who can afford a lawyer to sue us . . ."   Dogbert continues, "And
       there's nobody within hearing distance who can harm you financially .