Dilbert - 1991-12-29 - 
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       Dilbert stands at the front of a conference room.  He says, "I've been
       asked to brief everybody on the company's policy for protecting secret
       information."   Dilbert continues, "All secret information must be
       locked up at night."   Dilbert continues, "Our secrets could be of
       great value to our competitors."   Dilbert continues, "In fact, some
       companies try to buy the secrets of their competitors."   A woman
       asks, "Just out of curiosity, how much would our competitors pay for
       our secrets?"   Dilbert replies, "Oh, I dunno . . . Maybe several
       times your annual salary."   The people at the table smirk at each
       other.  Dilbert thinks, "I don't think this was some of my best work."
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