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       The caption says, "'Twas the night before Christmas . . . "  Santa
       Claus and his reindeer fly over the rooftops.   The caption says,
       "When a duck hit the sled . . ."  A duck crashes into Santa.   The
       story continues, "Santa fell out . . ."  Santa dives toward the
       ground.   The caption continues, "And dropped on his head . . ." 
       Santa crashes through the roof of a house.   The caption continues,
       "He was barely alive, this jolly old elf . . ."  Dogbert stands next
       to the fireplace.  Santa lies on the floor near the Christmas tree.  
       The caption continues, "'Twas the holiday season, so I thought of
       myself . . ."  Dogbert says, "Hey!  I don't see any gifts here!"   The
       caption continues, "So I stole his hat and buried him in the back
       yard.  The end."  Dogbert walks through the back yard wearing Santa's
       hat and holding a shovel.   Dogbert sits in his chair holding a book. 
       He says, "Um . . . This is interesting, Dogbert."  Dogbert replies,
       "The sequel is titled 'Elf Wars: The Taste of Venison.'"
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